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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Retriever Fever

On top of all of her wedding planning, Charis is busy getting ready to go back to school! 
You may think that it is a good thing that she is already engaged, because men are less likely to marry smart successful women. 

That is actually a myth based on false data that has been perpetuated by the media since the 80's. 
Graduate students still have a chance at love!
According to Elaina Rose, an economist at the University of Washington, "In 1980, a woman with three years of graduate school was 13 percent less likely to be married than a woman with only a high-school diploma. By 2000, that gap shrank to less than 5 percent."


More good news is that smart people are better at marriage than dumb people.


Charis going back to school is good news for Aram too.  Some Swedes did some research and determined that men married to smart women live longer! 


Charis will continue her study of sociology at UMBC.


The mascot at UMBC is a puppy!  He looks fierce: 

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Ranked #10 on the 10 Most Ridiculous  Mascots in This Year's NCAA Tournament List in 2008!
History: The Chesapeake Bay Retriever is the state dog of Maryland. There is a statue of a retriever known as ‘True Grit’ that stands in front of the Retriever Activities Center (RAC); UMBC’s costumed mascot has been known both as True Grit and Fever.

This is now Charis' new favorite song:

Monday, January 16, 2012

On the Day Where Everyone is Looking at Her, She'll Be Looking at You

Charis shared this link with me earlier today.  I love everything about it.  I still believe in the mythical creature of the well dressed man.  I hope to find a straight one someday for myself.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did:

Groom’s Guide: How To Incorporate Color + Accessories In Your Wedding-Day Attire | Salt Lake Bride and Groom

Friday, January 13, 2012

Lil' Honey Boo Boo Child

Charis and I watched a ridiculous video this week and it got me thinking about tiaras.

If the world can put something like this in a tiara, what types of brides can wear them?
Turns out there are many different ways to wear a tiara.

The classy way:
 

The virginal way:
The posh way:

The slutty way:

The pretty way:

The crazy way:

The country way:
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The perfect way:

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Canned Heat

For those of you who may have witnessed my sweet dance moves this weekend, I wanted to share my training program with you. This is an educational video highlighting things at a standard Armenian wedding.  If you watch the video below, please make sure to turn the volume up on your computer. I don't want you to miss the "I'm kidnapping you-forcing you to marry me against your will-taking you back to Jersey Shore/You will be lucky to make it out of this reception alive" soundtrack*. 
*If this happens to be your favorite song, please don't be offended.  I mean this in the most awesome of ways.  This music was the only thing that made me stick with the video long enough to get to the dance training. 
 
If you successfully made it through the above training video, please continue onto the video below for a fun tune to practice your new moves to.  Let's get ready to make Charis and Aram's wedding a fun one! Vote Pedro.
 

Monday, January 9, 2012

I Wanted to Marry Her When I Saw the Moonlight Shining on the Barrel of Her Father's Shotgun.

It is official.  Uncle Jesse has left the building.
 
He will be gone for 10 whole weeks working hard to bring home the bacon for his woman. 
to bring home the bacon


Aram has left on a magical adventure to the wonderful land of Oz.

 No wait.  That is Kansas...

Aram has left on a thrilling adventure with LaBoeuf helping an ugly child avenge her father's death.

No wait.  That is Arkansas.

OK.  I remember.  Aram is off fighting an evil ranch hand and a shifty peddler for the heart of the woman he loves.

He is in OKLAHOMA!

Oklahoma is a wonderful place.  The name Oklahoma is derived from the Choctaw words okla and humma, meaning "red people".  You may also have heard to it referred to as The Sooner State.  Sooners were settlers who entered into what is now the state of Oklahoma before Cleaveland officially announced the land open for settlement by the Indian Appropriations Act of 1889.
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Are you interested yet?
Oklahoma's chief industries include tires, meat, air conditioners, and oil and gas equipment.  Its biggest agricultural industries are cattle and wheat. 
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The Oklahoma state quarter depicts their state bird, the scissor-tailed flycatcher.
The state rock song is "Do You Realize??" by The Flaming Lips
http://youtu.be/mkl5ZyVMOME

There are quite a few famous people from Oklahoma.  Aram may run into the likes of Chuck Norris, Brad Pitt, Ron Howard, Megan Mullally, Garth Brooks, Reba McEntire, or Troy Aikman!

Aram will be in this fun place working on some top secret lawyer business out of his penthouse suite that has a view overlooking his Porsche rental.
We wish you the best, Aram!  See you soon!



"I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids." ~Carrie Underwood

Thursday, January 5, 2012

May You Grow Old On One Pillow

As you may or may not know, Charis and Aram come from Armenian families.  Rather than asking them for information on what to expect at an Armenian wedding, I decided to Google it.  Using a handful of unreliable websites that pop up when you Google "Armenian Wedding," I will attempt to summarize what I've learned below: 

Why A Harsinik (Armenian Wedding) Sounds Like Fun

1. THEFT
Some families like to start the festivities with the groom's family sneaking into the bride's house and taking things.  One site suggests that this represents "the taking away of the flower (the bride)." Yeah.  Like that is what they mean by flower.


2. KIDNAPPING FOR RANSOM
Before the wedding members of the wedding party steal one of the bride's shoes.  They make the maid of honor and the best man pay to get it returned.  I can only hope that this somehow involves voice altering equipment.


3. DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY
Apparently someone decorates plates.  I've been unable to figure out who decorates the plates.  I can only assume that this is a task that no one wants, so probably children do it.  The bride and groom stomp on them when they enter the reception hall.  This, of course, helps to ward off evil spirits.  Evil hates plates.


4. PROSTITUTION
The shabash sounds like a fun tradition where the bride and groom dance while relatives and friends throw money at them.  From this I looked up the history of dancing for money.  The most interesting piece of information I came across is the following:  There is a person who is an exotic dance writer.  Her name is Maxi Mounds.  She is probably the most credible source that I encountered in this research endeavor.


5. PHYSICAL ASSAULT
The bride and groom get hoisted into the air on chairs against their will.  I imagine this involves screaming.  Name one person you know who enjoys being lifted in the air.  It is also a risky move as AFV has proven time and again that people fall at weddings all the time. http://youtu.be/iWVAyP8wixY


5.  KARDASHIANS
Kris Jenner teaches me the sourj bar  http://youtu.be/gb_tw19ISTM

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 I can't wait to have all of this fun at Charis and Aram's wedding.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

The Wedding Dress. Check!

Today we went shopping for the perfect Wedding Dress.  Charis made an appointment for the sample sale at Betsy Robinson's Bridal Collection.  She was the perfect size to be able to find a sample dress that would fit her budget.  She tried on six dresses in total.  Here are some examples of dresses that she tried on:
This was a fun mullet dress by Mikaella.  It was pretty and had pockets, but it was very loud.  It would have been like walking down the aisle in corduroy pants. 

This is the Menta by Pronovias.  It was very pretty, but it was too much 'dress' and not enough 'Charis'.

This Thoughts of Thee by Ivy and Aster gown was a splurge dress for Charis to try on.  Turns out it was one of the worst!  It had so much static she probably would have turned Aram into Dr. Manhattan during the whole "you may now kiss the bride" part. 


Once we got to dress number six Charis dropped the L-bomb.  It was love at first sight! 
After a lot of thought and consideration, she realized this was too good of a deal to pass up.
The dress was part of a sample sale and could not be held for any amount of time.
I'm not going to reveal the dress on this blog, but I will give you the following two details:

1. It is a little bit big, so alterations will commence about 3 months before the big day

Robin [Lily walks out, wearing her wedding dress]: Wow, Lily, you look so beautiful!
Lily: I know, I'm beautiful! I'm a fairy princess! [she lifts her arms up and the dress falls down to her waist] I'm too skinny for my dress!!
2. It is a unique Betsy Robinson exclusive design that is so pretty it made Kim's "Give me three bobby pins, and I'll change your world" Jersey accent come out. 

This dress is currently at home with us being stored away from pets, children, and strong odors.

Charis, Kim, and I celebrated the success of the evening at Chipotle. 
 
Congrats to the bride and her BEAUTIFUL dress!!!

Monday, January 2, 2012

DJ! How rude!

Finding a good DJ can be hard.  Good thing you came to this blog for ideas.

Trivia guy!
Pros: He giggles and knows trivia
Cons: Travel.  Armenian selection most likely limited to System of a Down. 
Watch "Decibull Entertainment Promo VIdeo: Wedding DJ Club Party Trivia Maryland" on YouTube

Erin!
Pros: I know some songs you like.  I'm cheap.
Cons: I'm white.  I may be drunk. My iPod doesn't hold that many songs.

Justin Timberlake!
Pros: He knows the songs we love.  He knows how to dance.
Cons: He will be my date and it would be rude to ask.

In summary, finding a DJ is still hard.