Hey, friends! If you got an invite to the biggest bash of the summer, don't forget you have one day to RSVP!! Do it!
If there isn't enough ice cream for us because you didn't RSVP you better watch out.
Don't be the one with invisible ice cream. RSVP now!
If you RSVP late the Beyonces will be both annoyed that you are late and glad that you can make it.
Don't you want to love love?
These Dove bars are ready to party. Are you?
WARNING: POSSIBLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL BELOW
At first I thought the ice cream was sweet and hugging. Now that I look again I'm not sure if this is a dirty picture or not. Continue at your own risk. 18 and older only please.
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If you already RSVP'd, I can't wait to see you there and beat you at mini golf.
Last week a group of Charis' friends bid her single life a fond farewell in a post-wedding bachelorette party. Before you start being annoying and asking, "who has a bachelorette party after their wedding?" you should know that it happens to many brides for many different reasons. I will not blog about details of the reasons why or what happened during the party. Instead you can watch this video below of the story of Kellie Pickler's post-wedding bachelorette party. Same difference:
The actual party was in the charming town of Portsmouth, New Hampshire. They have whimsical murals and they like to organize items into piles there.
I spent a few days in the New England area that included trips to Massachusetts and Maine as well. Like I said at the beginning, I'm not going dish on what we did. However, let me fill you in on everything you CAN'T do. Turns out New England has SO MANY RULES!!
1. You can't be happy. Happy Hour is illegal in Boston.
Looking into this the laws were put in place due to copious amounts of drunk driving. In order to reduce accidents they also took away happy hours, open bars, and drink specials.
2. You can't just have a drink. Want to stop and have a nice cocktail outside with friends? Tough crap. On Newbury Street you have to buy food with your drink. Some places even demand that you order off of their entree list just to sit down. Notice this example of some fine folks hanging out in Back Bay. Also notice their lack of drinks and forced smiles.
3. You can't leave your car parked for more than two hours. This is to keep out the cocktail loving riff raff who actually drive themselves places. Only those who are driven in Bentleys get to stay more than 2 hours. Oops.
4. You can't get gas at night. Gas pumps are turned off promptly at 8:30pm. If you stop at 8:25 Sayid is doing you a massive favor by letting you fill your tank.
5. You can't order shots after 11pm. What is it with New England and drinking rules?? Do they know how much money they are losing?
6. You can't go upstairs with your drink. Say you are on the outside deck at a bar and want to go to the inside bar. The exact same bar, just inside instead of outside. You can't take your drink and you have to be carded again even though you already were carded and given a wristband. You also can't take your drink to the bathroom. You must leave it out to get roofied by the creepy lurker guys. Not cool New England.
7. You can't buy foundation with SPF unless the packaging has changed to include specific instruction on how to apply it. Out of foundation? Too bad. Now you are roofied AND you have skin cancer.
I think there are many more rules that I've forgotten. I'm not Puritan enough to remember them all.
